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I post mainly homestuck stuff with a bit of anime, comedy and random reblogs for good measure. Enjoy

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tyvianred:

tyvianred:

degeneratelowlife:

Heads up…

WARNING:

THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW

HAVE SOME PICTURES:

THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)

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It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES

this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE: 

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it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh

OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:

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THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU

BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS

AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU

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THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE

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THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE

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THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE

HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES

THIS IS EDIBLE:

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THIS WILL KILL YOU

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THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH

JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*

*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT


I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR

I WOULD NOT

here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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LEAVE MY SIGHT AND NEVER RETURN YOU’VE BEEN BANISHED

3 hours ago with 56,761 notes

zwampert:

The first details and poster have come in for the upcoming special, The Strongest Mega Evolution ~Act 2~. This special, due to air on November 6th in Japan, features Alain & Mairin as they go to Hoenn and meet up with the Hoenn Champion, Steven Stone, and encounter various Mega Evolutions. Alain is set to battle Steven with his Mega Charizard X vs Steven’s Mega Metagross, but during the battle, a mysterious man appears. There’s a dormant monolith in Hoenn where all the pieces are in place to reveal the secrets of Mega Evolution. Rayquaza is also said to make an appearance.

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I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO ADDRESS FIRST ABOUT THIS POSTER !!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!????????

STEVEN MEGA SWAMPERT MEGA SHINY METAGROSS RAYQUAZA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STEVEN BABY

clubsduece:

meulinlajayjay:

monstermantel:

dwigtkschrute:

SO I WENT TO THE MALL TODAY AND I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

im sorry for this but i had to draw something…

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KARKAT: WHAT, WHAT’S WRONG? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

KARKAT: …IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?

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Your name is KORKOT VONTOS and life has been CRUEL to you.

I STARTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD AT THREE IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I WAS THINKING OF THIS POST

ava-ire:

how can you hate Rose omg

shinjukugewalt:

its all fun n games till u hear ur mom coming home and u aint take the chicken out the freezer

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3 hours ago with 6,588 notes

isozyme:

you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?

me: project runway AUs in every fandom

ask-koki-kariya:

yougotvexed:

nico-di-angelcake:

dragons that live in volcanoes and coat themselves in lava

dragons that live underwater and have fish scales instead of dragon scales

dragons that live in fields of flowers and breathe out avalanches of flowers instead of fire

DRAGONS BEING COOL AS SHIT

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you rang?

Dragons are cool.

3 hours ago with 113,826 notes

Hey Everybody

davediddlystrider:

So I’m sure a few of you recognize this picture, right? We I’d like to inform you that I, the artist who created it, am making a formal announcement.


My name is Dann and I just wanted to make an announcement to the world that, quite like 99% of us, I’m poor as balls. Due to living with Depression and Learned Helplessness, which I have been doing my best to counter-act, I now have over a thousand dollars worth of dental bills, or I will once I get myself onto a secure dental plan. For now, I live with severe pain due to the damage that my teeth underwent during my yearlong trip to RockBottom. 



Because of this, I am campaigning for commissions! Tonight I am going to set up a paypal account and I will be opening that up for commissions and donations.



As I mentioned previously, 99% of us are pretty poor. Because of this I would think of it as self-centered and downright arrogant to ask purely for donations so I refuse to do so. But! I do know that I have a particular talent that most people on this site find valuable! I am an artist. A very versatile artist.



AT THIS VERY MOMENT IN TIME I can only take Traditional Art commissions because I do not have a real computer, I am mooching off of my wonderful girlfriends computer. Hopefully soon I can save up for a laptop that I can use to aid me in my profession, but right now my girlfriend does not have enough memory on her device to hold Photoshop or Sai, which are the tools I use to create my art.



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